Population | 1.653 billion |
Capital | Geegooria |
Leader | Comrade Hughes |
Currency | Orn |
Animal | Red Wolf |
The Empriean Reikh and SFC of The Sythian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Hughes with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.653 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geegooria. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth 294 trillion Orns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,863 Orns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sythian Empire's national animal is the Red Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Sythian Empire is ranked 12,943rd in the world and 9th in Socialists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,917.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : The Sythian Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : The Sythian Empire's influence in Socialists rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : The Sythian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, Most Influential, Most Patriotic, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
- : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Chaysovhoz, Democratic Martian States, The Magallanic Peoples, Comrade Rich, Adzeri, Chaos incarcerated, Al-Said, Mooca, and North Kareli.