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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,093rd
The Empriean Reikh and SFC of
Democratic Socialists
Emprieas dawn is forever
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Sythian Empire

Population1.653 billion

CapitalGeegooria
LeaderComrade Hughes

CurrencyOrn
AnimalRed Wolf

The Empriean Reikh and SFC of The Sythian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Hughes with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.653 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geegooria. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth 294 trillion Orns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,863 Orns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sythian Empire's national animal is the Red Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Sythian Empire is ranked 12,943rd in the world and 9th in Socialists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,917.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,157thMost Secular: 9,168thRudest Citizens: 10,167thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,662ndLargest Governments: 10,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,769thMost Influential: 10,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,380thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,546thMost Developed: 12,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,943rdMost Patriotic: 13,007thLargest Retail Industry: 14,361stHighest Average Incomes: 14,410thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,487thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,402ndSmartest Citizens: 21,779thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,751stLargest Black Market: 25,942ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,461stLargest Mining Sector: 26,614thMost Efficient Economies: 27,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,419th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : The Sythian Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : The Sythian Empire's influence in Socialists rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : The Sythian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, Most Influential, Most Patriotic, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sythian Empire, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.

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